May 2012
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marriage:
the-milk-eyed-mender:
like adopting, but a sibling
and you have sex with them
and everyone’s okay with it
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if you love me you will bring me a burger and...
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polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
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people that send anon asks complaining about what someone posts to their own blog: who the flying fuck do you think you are??
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Reblog if you're a female and you masturbate
fatbrat:
thefatdripsgold:
simonguey:
Girls are known for being “embarrassed” to admit they masturbate. Lets see how many are brave enough to reblog this post.
OOOOOH GIRLS, YOUR LYING IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T.
Every goddamn day.
best $50 I ever spent.
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me: be careful brushing your teeth, you don't want to get any toothpaste on your outfit.
me: except this isn't my outfit, these are just the decoy clothes I'm wearing until I get to the club.
me:
me: oh yeah.
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